FUNTOPIC: Fastfood!

[Tizian]

Imagine you are a creator of new fastfood products of an international known fastfood group. What would you invent?

 

[Yoda]

i would invent a hamburger that looks like yoda

 

[streicher]

Strike!

You'd name it Yodaburger, eh? And guess what: the idea of Mc Yoda's is also yours?

 

[Yoda]

what if we took a lightsaber and pommes?
a pommes-saber ?!?
(is it called pommes in english?)

 

[streicher]

Wasn't that chips?

 

[THG]

i think "chips" is british-english. american-english would be "fries", i guess.

 

[streicher]

Here we go: "french fries". Well, let's go back inventing...
How about the Wiener Burger or Wienburger? This would be something for the Austrian weeks.

 

[jausa]

thats's easy:
MooseBurger.
or for our german friends:
ElchBurger

 

[streicher]

Any Whoppers?

 

[Tizian]

Bloody Whopper! or Poison Whopper

 

[Judas]

I would invent an XXL Steakburger

 

[Yoda]

MooseBurger

yeah, moose smells great

 

[Judas]

....and how does moose taste like ?

 

[Trasher]

As long as you don't invent a "Moss-Burger"...

 

[Yoda]

....and how does moose taste like ?

it tastes like cow

 

[demerzel]

A BAS LA MALBOUFFE!!! PUTAINS D'AMERICAINS AVEC LEUR POISON!!

 

[Trasher]

Je ne parle plus francais. Toutes les gens préferé parle anglaise.

 

[demerzel]

Haha, I'd like to see you in France. Malheureusement the Frenchys don't speak english. They are as snobbish as the Americans: they demand everybody to speak their language and refuse (or are too stupid) to learn another one.

 

[Trasher]

Oh, I think I could buy a baguette without any problems
French is a very difficult language (grammatics are very hard!), as difficult as german, I suppose. I didn't enjoy French-Lessons in school very much because the teacher was horrible
In my opinion English is an easy language not at least because of the fact that you can write everything in small letters

"Voulez-vous couché avec moi, ce soir..." *sing*


Do you come from France? Do you know the pyrenees?

 

[demerzel]

No, sorry, I was never in the south of the coutry. I know the Picardie (uggly in winter, nice in summer) and Alsace (really nice there!)