Americans, are you here? Look, I’m sorry about this, apparently God had some fracas withyour founding fathers and damned the entire race into perpetuity. He sends particularcondolences to the Mormons who He realises put in a lot of work. That’s the way the wafercrumbles.
The Iranians, I’m afraid, can’t be with us – someone’s been holding them inpurgatory for about nine months.Sodomites, over there against the wall.
Atheists! Atheists? Over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of charlies.Okay, and Christians! Christians? Ah yes, I’m sorry, I’m afraid the Jews were right.
Now, you’re the lot who used to kill whales, is that right? Ah, yes, I must remember - I’vegot some strips to tear off you bastards later.Everyone who saw Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” – I’m afraid He can’t take a joke after all.